Hey Florida, what's up with Lizard People?

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The whole Lizard People Thing is Crazy Right?

I was flying international first class to Miami and had a rare conversation with the person next to me. Within 20 minutes I raised our partition as she would not shut the fuck up about Lizard people and caves into a hollow earth etc. Next day I had a meeting with a successful business owner who runs a company in a high tech industry. Lots of government contracts, really smart guy. Over lunch, he fucking starts talking about Lizard people. He had a slightly different take than airplane lady, but what are the odds? Is everybody in Florida fucking crazy or are chameleons running the world?

It's Hillary, isnt it?

Is discussion of Lizard People common among Floridians? Can anyone add  context (comment)? Appreciate it!

Who da king?

It ain't Chucky: 

The "Royal Wood?"

NY Post: Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation bash site.

Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days.

Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood, with the glaringly obvious penis trimmed into the lush grass overnight, SWNS reports.

It’s unclear if law enforcement is handling the case.

Fancy homes that date to the 18th century form a crescent on this street, known worldwide for having a “perfect lawn.”

King Chucky isn't amused. Perhaps the image gives him an inferiority complex?

Prince Charles's charity accepted 1 million pounds from Osama bin Laden's family.

ANI News (Archived): Prince Charles's charity accepted 1 million pounds from Osama bin Laden's family.

UK's Prince Charles, the longest-serving heir apparent to the throne in British history, accepted a donation of 1 million pounds (USD 1.21 million) from the family of Osama bin Laden IN 2013.

As first reported by The Sunday Times of London, The Prince of Wales's Charitable Fund received the donation in 2013 from the brothers Bakr and Shafiq bin Laden, half-brothers of Osama bin Laden, the founder of Al Qaeda and architect of the September 11 attacks, quoted The New York Times (NYT).

Clarence House confirmed that the terrorist's brothers donated money to the royal charity, but denied reports that the prince had personally brokered the deal or made the decision to accept it.

"The Prince of Wales' Charitable Fund has assured us that thorough due diligence was undertaken in accepting this donation," read a statement released by Clarence House. ( Oh, yes, rigorous "due diligence" was undertaken and the unanimous conclusion was, "Take The Money!" - DD)
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The UK paper reported that Prince Charles had brokered the payment after a private meeting with Bakr bin Laden at Clarence House in London on October 30, 2013, two years after Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan.

The paper also reported that the heir to the throne had agreed to accept the donation despite the vocal objections of his own advisers, reported NYT.

Some of the prince's aides had warned Charles of the inevitable blowback should it become known that his charity had accepted money from the family of the man who orchestrated the terrorist attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people, including 67 Britons.
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Founded in 1979, The Prince of Wales's Charitable Fund says that its mission is "to transform lives and build sustainable communities by awarding grants to a wide range of good causes within our core funding themes: heritage and conservation, education, health and well-being, social inclusion, environment and countryside."

The Prince of Wales's Charitable Fund says that its mission is "to transform lives and build sustainable communities by awarding grants to a wide range of good causes within our core funding themes: heritage and conservation, education, health and well-being, social inclusion, environment and countryside." Oh, so that's the same mission the bin Laden brothers and Al Qaeda have, then? Their interest align with those of Price Chuck? Thanks a lot, Chuck.

I wonder how many Al Qaeda members live with the Royal Family in the countryside? They have that in common, right?

Civil servant compensated £10,000, claims portrait of queen he has to walk by offended his human rights.

(Not the real portrait).

The Independent: Civil servant ‘offended’ by portrait of Queen is paid £10,000 in compensation.

[C]ivil servant] Lee Hegarty complained under human rights legislation he should not have to work in an office that featured paintings of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh.

After his complaint, the portraits were removed and replaced with photographs of the royals meeting people in Northern Ireland during official visits.

But Lord Maginnis said he was most outraged that the senior official’s dispute was settled in secret with the then-Northern Ireland Secretary, Theresa Villiers, who approved a £10,000 compensation payment for “hurt feelings and distress”.

Sri Lanka terrorism moves into False Flag territory?

I need to stop searching on [Incident]+False Flag. With Sri Lanka, it's not that the bombings earlier today didn't happen, it's who caused them and why, which are the floating conspiracy False Flag assertions. Plus a number of You Tube videos on the subject, search them if you want. For them, you're on your own.

CNN via ABC 10 San Diego reports Sri Lanka blocks social media citing "false news reports":

Sri Lanka placed a nationwide block on social media sites after more than 200 people died in multiple attacks on Sunday. The government, in taking the drastic step, cited "false news reports" it said were circulating online.

The shutdown, which the government said would be temporary, highlights the challenges the world's most powerful tech companies face in curbing the spread of misinformation and propaganda in the aftermath of terrorist attacks. It also raises questions of censorship and a government's ability to turn off the world's most popular websites.
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"A few years ago we'd view the blocking of social media sites after an attack as outrageous censorship; now we think of it as essential duty of care, to protect ourselves from threat," [said] Ivan Sigal, the executive director of Global Voices, an international journalism and digital advocacy group[.]
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Earlier, the Red Cross in Sri Lanka had used Twitter to push back on misinformation. "Rumours circulating on social media that the Red Cross building was attacked is false and wrong information," they tweeted, adding, "Please refrain from spreading unauthentic and false information on Social Media."

There is so much going on in the above excerpt that I could easily write a 5,000 word essay on the ethical and moral conflict in what is right, and what is wrong, in censoring social media during a horrific event such as what occurred this morning in Sri Lanka. But let's keep going.

I wouldn't disagree with anyone for referring to State of The Nation as alternative news. Their story echoes a story at The Millennium Report. That a group known as Operation Gladio is responsible for the attacks in Sri Lanka.

From The Millennium Report:

OPERATION GLADIO is the Terrorist Arm of NATO (aka North Atlantic Terrorist Organization)[.]
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As a covert terror organization created under the NATO superstructure, its primary purpose it to set up the global environment for World War III as a precursor to the formation of a One World Government.
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Because of the hotbed of religious hatreds that already exists in the Sri Lanka tinderbox, the Gladio overseers know that they can trigger a societal explosion at any moment.

Sri Lanka, Christchurch New Zealand and all the school/night club/work-place shootings, bombings and terrorist attacks all to advance the NWO? Or are there other explanations or theories?

A post at Aangirfan places blame for the Sri Lanka attacks on the Tamil Tigers. Considering the number of recent events where a person, or a group, is "triggered" into violently attacking someone wearing a MAGA hat, causing a critical mass terrorist scenario is all too real. On the flip side, creating the illusion that a (staged) event happened when it didn't is also all too real.

Operation Disclosure lists the week of April 19-25 as a Satanic series of days. NowFaith.tv lists April 21-26 as a series of Satanic days. Both sites note a series of Satanic ritual days leading up to May 1.

I'm going out here, stay with me. This past week was a Holy Week. Today is Easter Sunday. Early this morning in Sri Lanka multiple terrorist attacks occur. If the ritualistic bloodshed and sacrifices said to be part of the Illuminati-NWO has any degree of truth or accuracy to it - and The Royal Family is one of the ruling Elite families - isn't it at least somewhat curious (and coincidental?) that today is also the 93rd birthday of Queen Elizabeth?

Gematria was brought up in two Reddit threads I looked at, both referencing interesting interpretations on President Donald Trump's Tweets regarding Sri Lanka.

Here's one, regarding Sri Lanka and "False Flag":

Here's the second, regarding Trump's Tweet and some alleged interpretation that former Attorney General Loretta Lynch is "missing": 

Hit the Reddit link for the full analysis of the above. What's interesting is not whether or not Lynch is "missing" or if someone is just reaching in an attempt at decoding a Trump Tweet for creating a conspiracy where none exists. What's interesting is, considering the release of the Mueller Report and the timing of the arrest of Julian Assange, now would not be a good time for Ms. Lynch to become ill or to "disappear".

I purposely avoided The Chans and any discussions going on there regarding notions of a False Flag-Sri Lanka connection. Conspiracies don't play by rubrics. Applying gemetria, for the purpose in reaching a preconceived result or conclusion to prove XYZ, intended to manipulate some sort of Groupthink, abounds on the web.

Is it at least plausible that there is a small and Elite group of globalist powers who seek to rule the world? Why is this so hard to believe when we know history has proven to us there have been times where one person sought to control the world?

"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe."
 -  Frederick Douglass

World News

The International News: Pakistan conducts another successful ballistic missile.

Pakistan today conducted another successful launch of short range surface to surface ballistic missile “Nasr” as part of Army Strategic Forces Command training exercise which included quad salvo on 24 January and single shots on 28 & 31 January 2019[.]

Watch the video at the link.
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BBC: Record fentanyl drug bust at U.S. Mexico border.

Agents on Saturday found 254 lbs (114kg) of fentanyl, as well as 395 lbs of methamphetamine in a lorry at an official US-Mexico border crossing.

A "false floor" was found in the produce truck, said Michael Humphries[.]
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...the cargo of fentanyl had an approximate black market value of $3.5m (£2.6m) and is considered so deadly that even a few salt-sized grains of it could kill a person.

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SMH: Maker of "Happy Birthday"-playing candles fined. Some catch fire, some explode.

Consumer Affairs Victoria took Mr Xu, 59, from Clayton, to court for selling the permanently banned "combustible" candles whose batteries are also at risk of exploding in its smouldering ruins and a range of other products after warnings they did not meet Australian safety standards.

Watch the video at the link. Not to miss!
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EURO News: OPEC cuts back production, price increases.

The 14-member Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries pumped 30.98 million barrels per day (bpd) in January, a Reuters survey showed, down 890,000 bpd from December and the largest month-on-month drop since January 2017.

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Newsy: Toxic Smog in Bangkok.

Hit the link, watch the video. Breath in, breath out.
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The Star: Snakes seeking refuge in toilets due to Australia's heatwave.

Last week, [Luke Huntley, a snake catcher in Queensland]  removed a seven-foot python that had slithered into an open door and climbed into the shower not only to escape the heat but also to find water. Days earlier, he pulled a small tree snake that had coiled in another homeowner’s toilet bowl.

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From snakes in toilets to, sort of, the Royal Family. What a perfect segue.

The Irish Times: Stockpiles of Magnums in case of no-deal Brexit. (Magnums the vanilla chocolate ice cream bars, not the condoms). 

Unilever is stockpiling ice creams in Britain and deodorants in continental Europe to guard against potential supply disruptions in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

The Anglo-Dutch consumer giant, which is the world’s largest ice cream seller, makes British favourites like Magnum bars in Italy and Germany, and is building up a few weeks of extra inventory in Britain in case of any border delays.

Likewise, several of its European deodorants, including Axe, Dove and Rexona, are made in Britain.

Why is Prince Phil still driving?

Maybe...maybe...there are 97-year olds who are more adept and alert at driving than people half that age. Maybe. Then again, maybe not.

It's difficult for me to understand why Prince Phil continues driving. Vanity Fair:

As if being in a car accident that left him seriously shaken wasn’t enough, the Duke of Edinburgh is now at the center of a public relations storm, and Buckingham Palace courtiers can’t seem to keep a lid on it. The 97-year-old royal hit a small Kia sedan with his Land Rover while leaving the Sandringham estate last Thursday. The incident has provided tabloid fodder for days, and continued to do so Monday when one of the passengers involved made an appearance on national television on Monday. She criticized the treatment she has received by the police and what she called disappointing behavior on the part of the royal family.

Emma Fairweather, a passenger in the car, said she feels the royal should have reached out to her personally after the accident, which involved another woman and a nine-month old-baby. Fairweather suffered a broken wrist while the rest of those involved escaped the crash uninjured. According to a witness, Philip said at the scene that he was “dazzled” by bright sunlight when he pulled out onto the busy road and smashed into the Kia. Philip’s Land Rover flipped across the motorway, and the sedan was badly damaged when it crashed into the shoulder.
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Land Rover scored some good publicity when they delivered a new vehicle to the Palace the next day. But outrage ensued when the Daily Mail published photographs of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh—back in the driving seat less than 48 hours after the crash—on the road apparently without their seatbelts. There have been calls for the 97-year-old Duke to give up his drivers license, prompting a debate about whether a man of his age should still legally be allowed to drive.

ET Online: Prince Philip driving two days after car crash.  

Sky News: In 2016, Obama says Phil's driving "very smooth riding." 

The duke drove former US president Barack Obama and his wife Michelle during their state visit in 2016.

Mr Obama said later: "I can report that it was very smooth riding. 

 Image: Sky News

Okay-dokey, let's look at the above pic. To me, just sayin', appears Michelle has the usual backseat-driver look on her face and is saying something similar.

The Queen? She's ready to make an escape in a moment's notice if needed.

Barry? You know he's thinking, "Is this old fuck going to kill us all?"

And Prince Phil? He's everyone's Uncle that "ate-waaaaay-too-much Thanksgiving dinner" and is about to fall asleep, mid-sentence, in a comfy chair. Just before telling you where he has all his money hidden. And when you jar him out of his momentary slumber he won't remember what he was going to tell you anyway, so you let him drift off.

From the same Sky News link:

The incident is bound to raise questions about whether Prince Philip, who retired from public engagements in 2017 and had a hip replacement in May last year, is still able to drive safely.

Yeah...we've had our share of (now departed) family members who've had hip replacement, at ages younger than 97. Mid-70's and early 80's. Recovery was slow but successful. I remember Docs advising "don't drive for at least 3 months." So, for someone at 97, driving six or seven months after hip surgery? That seems risky to me; a risk to himself and others - both of which he, unfortunately, succeeded.

Your thoughts? OH - AND WITHOUT LOOKING BACK AT THE IMAGE...DO THE OBAMAS AND THE ROYALS APPEAR TO BE WEARING THEIR SEAT-BELTS, AS REQUIRED BY...LAW? No peeking back now!

One more thing: Land Rover...Okay, nice of them to give the Royals a new one, but how about doing the same for Emma Fairweather and others injured? Where is KIA? Unless I missed it, they didn't pony up a new vehicle for the victims either. How can a business MISS a chance for a great PR opportunity like that? I'm available for PR consulting. Seriously. The first thing I would have done is advised both KIA and Land Rover to give Ms. Fairweather a free, new vehicle. Both companies would have benefited by being part in every, single local, national and international television and radio news cast across the world -  and the internet - for a minimum of a solid 24-hour news cycle. The free, positive feedback from social media they would have received? Its value = Incalculable. How could they miss? WTF? (And I am for hire. Freelance/Indie Contract basis. We'll talk.)

It's Sunday. Drive carefully and Be Nice to others. Because I know where you live.

UPDATE, The NYT: Phil says he's, "deeply sorry" about car crash.

The Duke of Edinburgh sent an apology letter to Emma Fairweather, who sustained a broken wrist when his Land Rover hit the Kia minivan in which she was traveling near the royal estate of Sandringham on Jan. 17.

In the note, written on Sandringham stationery and dated Jan. 21, the duke said he was “deeply sorry” and wished Ms. Fairweather a “speedy recovery.” He also acknowledged that the accident had left him “somewhat shaken,” a rare admission from a member of the royal family.

And then...Phil was off in his new Land Rover, to run over more commoners. Nah, just kidding.