Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Someone turned on the earthquake making machine.

Market Watch: Strong earthquake rattles Taiwan, damaging buildings and causing small tsunami.

TAIPEI, Taiwan — A powerful earthquake rocked Taiwan during the morning rush Wednesday, damaging buildings and creating a tsunami that washed ashore on southern Japanese islands.

A five-story building in lightly populated Hualien appeared heavily damaged, collapsing its first floor and leaving the rest leaning at a 45-degree angle.
Taiwan’s earthquake monitoring agency gave the magnitude as 7.2 while the U.S. Geological Survey put it at 7.4. It struck at 7:58 a.m. about 18 kilometers south-southwest of Hualien and was about 21 miles deep.

The meme writes itself, and I'm not motivated to create it.

Israel/Netanyahu: "Too much attention on us the past few days!"

Screaming Judge: "Quick! Fire up the earthquake machine. This time, uh, aim for Taiwan!"

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