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Thursday, April 25, 2024
Thursday, April 13, 2023
News Round Up
RT: China is ‘ghosting’ the US because normal diplomacy has proven useless.
No countries are returning Biden's call. The only one is Zelensky, begging for ...
Breitbart: Zelensky DEMANDING another $14B.
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Rolling Out: Rapper EGYPXN shoots mother, sister, brother. Drops music video. Then is killed in a police shootout.
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Forbes: OPEC Back in the Driver's Seat.
Why OPEC in the Driver's Seat? Because they can't stand Biden, he alienated them and China will buy all they have. Happy Summer Gas Prices!
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Not The Bee: Arnold Schwarzenegger went viral for filling in a pothole ... turns out it was an active service trench.
Arnold "Screw your freedoms" Schwarzenegger. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving Dick.
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Taxpayer $ to NPR should have ceased decades ago.
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Breitbart: Former NHL Player Raymond Sawada Dies of a Heart Attack at 38.
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RT: Musk claims Twitter HQ landlord rejected homeless shelter plan.
Twitter owner Elon Musk has blamed his landlord for shooting down a proposal to use vacant office space at the social media company’s headquarters in San Francisco to help ease the city’s homeless crisis.
“We tried to turn it into a homeless shelter,” Musk said on Tuesday night in a BBC News interview. “They (the owners) won’t let us.” He added, “We’re only using one of the buildings, so the other building could be a homeless shelter.
Elon provides a partial solution.
Liberal Reaction: "We didn't think of this so we don't like the idea. What? Elon suggested it? Double-Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
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Forbes: BTC staying above $30K.
"Some say" ... it might be a time to consider buying.
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207-year old Dianne Feinstein (D) asks for temporary fill-in. She'll claw to that Senator Seat until the first shovel of dirt hits her casket. FFS, Retire.
Breitbart: Dianne Feinstein’s Request for Temporary Replacement on Committee ‘Unprecedented’.
No Republican would be afforded the same political leniency.
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MSN: Kitty gets head stuck in iron grate drain.
Kitty extracted, doing fine and probably back to knocking everything off shelves and countertops.
Tuesday, February 7, 2023
Tonight on TV: Old Man Will Yell At Cloud.
Will any of Biden's illegitimate grandchildren be attending to watch grampy stare into the Tele-Prompter, scream, whisper and ramble on as his two remaining neurons short-circuit?
I believe Sec of Labor, Martin Walsh, who's leaving for Admin at the NHL, is tonight's Designated Survivor. So...the DS is an outgoing member of the Cabinet. That's reassuring!
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Saturday, April 11, 2020
NHL's Colby Cave, Edmonton Oilers, dead at 25.
ESPN (April 7, 2020): Oilers' Colby Cave has emergency brain surgery to remove cyst.NHL center Colby Cave, who played for the Edmonton Oilers and the Boston Bruins, has died. He was 25.
The Edmonton Oilers and Cave's family announced the news on Saturday morning. He passed away days after doctors at Sunnybrook Hospital in Toronto operated to remove a colloid cyst putting pressure on his brain, according to NHL.com.
He had been in a medically induced coma since suffering a brain bleed overnight Monday, his team said.
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The rest of the hockey world is also mourning Cave's death, with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman calling him "an earnest and hardworking player" and "a warm and generous person."
Edmonton Oilers forward Colby Cave underwent emergency surgery Tuesday, during which doctors removed a colloid cyst that was causing pressure on his brain, the team announced.
Cave, 25, was admitted to the critical care unit at Sunnybrook Hospital in Toronto after suffering a brain bleed overnight. He remains in a medically induced coma.
Cave's wife, Emily, said earlier on Instagram that doctors were "fighting to keep him alive'' in surgery. She called Monday and Tuesday the worst days of her life.
Sunday, January 26, 2020
My First NHL 2019-2020 Season post.
In past years, I would have written something back in late September 2019 during NHL pre-season. Except for Sportnet's firing of Don Cherry in November 2019, I haven't written a word about the 2019-2020 NHL season. What took so long? Many of the teams I like aren't playing well. Some of the teams that are playing well - some of which I used to like - I now want to see them crushed.
Unless magic happens, (as it did for The Blues last season), currently the MN Wild aren't playing in the manner that brings home The Stanley Cup. We'll see if the Wild can shake off the bad juju and turn their game around over the next few months.
It's overdue, by a few seasons, that NHL Commish Bettman needs to go. He's held the position since 19fucking93. He did some good, some not-so-good. Step aside, Gary.
Related - Toronto Sun (December 2019): Hockey Night In Canada ratings fall after firing of Don Cherry. Only Sportnet and HNIC didn't see this coming.
Happy Hockey!
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Fired hockey legend Don Cherry on Tucker Carlson.
Carlson is right, this isn't about sensitivity, it is fascism. The firing of Cherry is Sportsnet's ridiculous overreach in pacifism to Teh Always Offended Crowd.Celebrated Canadian hockey broadcaster Don Cherry isn’t backing down over remakes he made last weekend about some Canadians not honoring Canadian veterans by wearing a poppy.
Cherry appeared on Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight” Tuesday to address the controversy, telling the host that the “silent majority” is behind him while “I stand by what I said and I still mean it.”
Sportsnet fired Cherry Monday after he made remarks about people who come to Canada and do not bother to remember the sacrifices of military veterans. His remarks were construed by some as an attack on immigrants.
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The former color commentator, who first made his name as a winning coach for the National Hockey League’s Boston Bruins during the team’s halcyon years of the 1970s, wondered if the entire episode could have been avoided if he had said, “Everybody should be wearing a poppy.” He suggested “people are very sensitive … And that got me.”
Carlson disagreed about the issue being sensitivity. “Just to clarify, they’re not sensitive at all, they are fascist. They actually have no real feelings. They are faking their outreach. They’re trying to you because they want to assert power, because it makes them feel big … Did you mean to say something hateful?”
“No, I didn’t,” Cherry responded. “We are all immigrants … The funny thing is, I never heard a thing that night. I heard it the next day. The silent majority, as you know, is always silent, and the other people, whoever they want it to be, they listen to them … This Saturday will be the first time in 38 years that I’ve never been on Hockey Night in Canada.”
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
St. Louis Blues win Stanley Cup!
Sunday, June 9, 2019
Stanley Cup Game 6; Tonight in St. Louis; Blues lead series 3 - 2. One game away from their first Cup.
Monday, June 3, 2019
Stanley Cup Game 4; Tonight in St. Louis. Series: BOS 2 - STL 1
St. Louis couldn't catch or make a break for themselves on Monday night and Boston was on top of their game. Blues' defense was sluggish, which is in keeping with their inconsistent play during regular-season. Some nights they had it (defense), other nights they didn't.
Game 3 Final Score: Bruins 7 - Blues 2.
My Game 3 Score Prediction: Blues 5 - Bruins 2. I'm 0 for 3; on a roll!
Saturday, June 1, 2019
Stanley Cup Game 3; Tonight in St. Louis. Series tied 1 - 1.
St. Louis won Game 2, a final score 3 - 2 in OT on Wednesday night, in Boston, tying the series one game each.
My Game 2 prediction for a final score was Boston 3 - St. Louis 1, so I'm 0 for 2, my inability to accurately predict a final score consistent as it's been in past seasons. Once in awhile I get one right, but then a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.
Game 3 is tonight, at 8 PM Eastern time. It's the first game of the series with the Blues playing on home ice with Game 4 also in StL.
Injury List: Scroll halfway down the page and on the left, at Oddsshark you'll find an injuries "box". Click on BOS and STL for player injuries; both teams affected.
Game 3 Predictions
Oddsshark predicts a final score of Game 3 with the Bruins over the Blues, 2.8 to 2.6.
I don't know...I'm pulling random numbers out of the ether here...My prediction: Blues 5 - Bruins 2.
Go Blues!
Happy Hockey!
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Sunday, May 26, 2019
NHL Stanley Cup (Not a really long boring NHL post).
This year, it's the St. Louis Blues vs the Boston Bruins. Games one and two are on Boston home ice.
In past years, I wrote more often during the playoff series. This year, I kind of lost interest after some of my favorite teams were eliminated early on. The Penguins, NY Islanders, Colorado Avalanche, Nashville Preds, the Washington Caps (last year's Champ) and the Columbus Blue Jackets...I thought they'd make it further than they did.
The interesting development with St. Louis is that for most of the season, they ranked last, or second to last. St. Louis started 2018 Pre-Season games (see September 30 image #4) in the Number Two slot! Soon into regular season, they sank. They couldn't get anything right and wins were scattered. The Blues got a few things going in January 2019, one being a win against the Caps. No one saw that coming. Their play in March started to simmer, their playing improved, they found a cohesive plan and strategy.
Boston maintained solid play all season. They're going to be hard to beat, but considering how the Blues spun 180 degrees from looking like they had no chance of going anywhere against any team, they may pose more of a challenge than the Bruins see coming.
The Blues haven't been in a Cup game since 1970 - and coincidentally it was against the Bruins - and they've never won the Stanley Cup. Boston won The Cup in the 2010-2011 season and they have six Cups to their name.
Saturday, March 9, 2019
Defending ourselves against Zombies is never irrelevant and disgusting.
Saturday, January 26, 2019
NHL; A Long, Boring Mid-Season Hockey Post
This makes today is a good day in taking a snapshot of where the NHL teams are at, since games won't resume until Monday. I've added to the Win-Loss score each team point totals.
References to team performances are made using the most current team rankings, today, Jan. 26th - the first team standings image in this post (below). I make reference of current standings throughout, so sorry for any scrolling up and down from snapshot to snapshot. If there are two kindred NHL souls out there reading this, Thank you dearly.
AT: TBay jumps off the screen. They're playing great hockey. TBay and Calgary (Pacific) are the only two teams with points over 70.
The mid-tier teams in the AT division, barring injuries - the caveat of caveats - have heavy battling to do. And they will all face TBay, who continues to crush their opponents' ice. That said, note the point difference of TBay, 76, to the second-placed Maple Leafs with 62. Fourteen is a huge spread. Montreal, Buffalo and Boston will each have to ramp-up their games.
It's rare that I "write-off" any team - too early for that. We're still five months away til The Cup. We'll see if the Panthers, Red Wings and Sens gear up and change their game.
The Rangers and Devils have struggled this season. Each team has occasionally beaten better ranking and better-playing teams, but consistency hasn't been kind to NYR or NJ.
CENT: Minnesota, despite losing some games they should have won, and with
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Columbus Blue Jackets Fans rescue microphone-less national anthem singer.
NHL.com: Jackets Fan Join in Anthem.
The crowd at Nationwide Arena did a great job with the anthem and Welsh tweeted his appreciation for the fans afterward.Video at Sports Illustrated.
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The scene was reminiscent of country music singer Brett Kissel's mic malfunction before Game 3 of the Edmonton Oilers 2017 Western Conference Second Round against the Anaheim Ducks.
Welsh tweeted a thank you to the fans after the game.This. Is. Hockey.
Thank you #5thLine. Really needed you there and you came through. #CBJ
— Leo Welsh (@LeoWelsh) January 13, 2019
Monday, December 31, 2018
NHL Monday and NHL Sunday Recap
Thirteen games on tap today.
Nashville plays in Washington and Vancouver in NJ. These two games are just about to hit the ice. The other 11 games start at 5PM EST or later. So if your NY Eve plans are hanging out at home, and you're not sure what to watch, well, check out a hockey game or three.
Sunday, December 30, 2018
One NHL Game Tonight. One!?!?!
Vegas is # 3 and the Coyotes rank at # 7, both in the Pacific Division.
With 15 NHL games yesterday, I guess having only ONE game today is...something NHL fans will have to live with.
We could expect Vegas to win over AZ tonight, but AZ beat the # 4 ranked Anaheim Ducks last night, 5 - 4 in OT in what was a heck of a good game.
The Wild beat the Jets yesterday, 3 - 1. Wouldn't have predicted a Wild win against the Jets, considering Matt Dumba is on the injured list and not expected to play for 3 months.
Oddsshark has Vegas winning over the Coyotes 3.2 to 2.6.
Vegas beat bottom-ranked LA 4 - 1 last night and as previously noted, the Coyotes beat the Ducks.
Vegas will probably win tonight...probably. But I'll take a stab at a prediction of AZ beating Vegas 4 - 2.
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Saturday, December 22, 2018
NHL Saturday, December 22; Quick Recap December 21 Games
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| Quote: Herb Brooks |
14 games on tap for today and tonight, starting at noon and going all day and evening though 9PM-plus.
No predictions, too much work in keeping track of that many games.
Last night's games final scores:
NJ 5 - Ottawa 2
Washington 2 - Buffalo 1
Chicago 2 - Colorado 1
My predictions:
NJ 3 - Ottawa 2
Washington 4 - Buffalo 2
Chicago 2 - Colorado 3
No accuracy on the final scores, but I did pick two out of three winning teams.
NJ beating the Sens 5 - 2 was surprising considering the Devils have been fighting their bottom or "next-to-bottom" ranking in the Metro division. They're a better team than where they're at. NJ has five months to improve.
I thought the Caps-Sabres games would be a higher scoring game, both teams played well but the reigning Cup Champions (Washington) are likely playing to win the Cup again next year. Barring injuries, the Caps will be strong all season.
The Avalanche-Hawks also a good game. It really could have gone either way. Chicago go their defensive game going last night and despite some flaws, managed to keep that 1 goal edge and take the win away from Colorado.
14 games today. That's Christmas for me.
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
NHL Game Recap for Tuesday, December 18
The games where the underdog beat the better playing team - that no one would have guessed, were:
* Bottom ranked LA beat number one Winnipeg, 4 - 1
* Bottom ranked Florida Panthers beat Buffalo 5 - 2 (BIG SURPRISE here)
* NY Rangers over the Ducks 3 - 1
* Dallas shut out Calgary 2 - 0
* Struggling St. Louis beat Edmonton, IN Edmonton, 4 - 1
Other games:
* TBay beat Vancouver 5 - 2 (no surprise here)
* The Islanders beat the Coyotes 3 - 1; this game being a good watch. AZ played tough, but couldn't keep pace.
* The Sharks shut out the Wild, 4 - 0. Sharks goalie, the incredible Martin Jones, refused to allow the puck from crossing the crease.
* Philly beat Detroit 3 - 2, another good game.
* Toronto beat NJ 7 - 2, not unexpected but a higher score than I would have predicted.
* Chicago beat Nashville 2 - 1.
Only two games tonight:
Penguins play at Washington and Montreal plays in Colorado.
Happy Hockey!






















