Don't ask me. I'm out of the loop on this whole Pelosi-Taiwan thang.

WTF is wrong with Nancy Pelosi, I mean, beyond the obvious old age and neuron death?

Watch Nancy Pelosi bully a little girl by elbowing her away.

Defiant America: Video Reveals The REAL Nancy Pelosi As She Elbows A Little Girl While Her Conservative Latina Mother Is Being Sworn In.

The mainstream media [...] [wasn't] interested in showing a video where Nancy Pelosi elbows one of Rep. Mayra Flores children as she was being sworn in with her family present.

Nancy is clearly upset that a woman, who was born in Mexico, became a USA citizen the legal way, and was voted into office by the people.

You would think that Nancy would be happy a “woman of color,” made such an impact on politics by being the first Mexican-born woman to be elected to office.

Ancient Ruin Pelosi turns 80 today.

Well...she's certainly pushing the limit. Life Expectancy:

What the hell is wrong with Pelosi's nose?

Nor should eyeliner be applied with a paint roller. At least that's what the wife tells me.

"Good Catholic" Nancy. She prays. Oy, does she pray.

Nancy Pelosi Impeach Trump Speech (Adulterated Audio)

Nancy Pelosi In Wonderland

2019 SOTU

Pelosimouth

Unretouched screen caps of Nancy Pelosi during Tuesday's State of the Union Address by President Donald Trump.

What is the deal with her mouth?

 Pelosimouth, 2019 SOTU

Pelosi to fly solo.

NY Post: President Trump cancels Pelosi's Military flight.

The battle over the record-long government shutdown has turned into a political chess match between House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and President Trump, who at the last minute Thursday called off her military flight to visit troops in Afghanistan, a day after she suggested he postpone his State of the Union Address.

“Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over,” Trump wrote in a snarky letter that also suggested she fly commercial to the war zone.

Heh - snarky. I like snarky. Big fan of the snarky.

Pelosi decided she'll now fly solo.

Pelosi cites "security concerns" for delaying POTUS SOTU Address

USA MacPaper: Nancy Pelosi cites "security concerns" as reason to postpone State of The Union.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi asked President Donald Trump to reschedule his State of the Union address...
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"Sadly, given the security concerns and unless government re-opens this week, I suggest that we work together to determine another suitable date after government has re-opened for this address or for you to consider delivering your State of the Union address in writing to the Congress on January 29th," Pelosi wrote in a letter to Trump on Wednesday.
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"The point is security," [said Pelosi].

CBS News: Pelosi adamantly opposes Border Wall:

"I'm not for a wall," Pelosi said repeatedly at the press conference [...]. "Insistence on the wall is a luxury the country can no longer afford."

Think I'm safe in saying Nanny Pelosi is completely unfamiliar with the definition of "security."

Pelosi Does "Bird Box" Challenge

Be the ball, Nancy. Be the gavel.

Nancy Pelosi takes the "Bird Box" Challenge. 

Not much different from her past vision. Just add blindfold.

Nancy Pelosi acknowledges "women behave hysterically."

Politically Correct, Liberal, Modern, Cosmopolitan, Bohemian, Waaaay Cool Hipster Cali Congress-woo-man Nancy Pelosi acknowledges women can behave hysterically. TheHuffPooPo:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said that if Christine Blasey Ford had behaved like Brett Kavanaugh did when he testified about her sexual assault allegation against him, she’d be labeled “hysterical.”

Well - there it is. Permission granted in using the term to, at times, describe women as "hysterical." Hysterical! Thanks, Nance. (Caution: Use phrase at your own risk. Not responsible for flying frying pans thrown at my male brethren.)

For all those facial and, uh, other wrinkles and crevices

Nancy Pelosi Visits Detroit

My enviro-friendly electric car battery is charging as I write this so I can arrive in time for tomorrow's appearance by Nancy Pelosi visiting Detroit.

She'll be talking about pensions. I'm certain her speech will be most informative. Hopefully she'll avoid attempting to pronounce Lin Manuel Miranda and avoid that crazy First Amendment free speech controversy of yelling wolf in a crowded theater.

Then again, maybe she's visiting Detroit to personally meet RoboCop.

World News Bits (and"WWCCD": What Would Chester Cheetos Do?)

* "Seattle's politics leans famously to the Left." Yet, after promising a written policy manual for dealing with major traffic and freeway incident.

Yet - it's been 19 MONTHS and still nothing. Well, those Liberal Seattle City Council Members are probably just taking their time to make sure they get it right. Efficiency with Liberalism. Right? From The Seattle Times.
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* What's it like having a brother who is an Islamophobe, fears for his life and fears death threat? Why, just ask Paul Wilders about his brother Geert. From Der Spiegel:

SPIEGEL: Mr. Wilders, for years you did not make any public statements about your brother Geert. But now you have criticized him via Twitter. Why?

Wilders: After the Berlin terrorist attack, Geert sent out a photo montage showing (German Chancellor) Angela Merkel with blood on her hands. It crossed a line.

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*  Italian President Sergio Mattarella says not to judge President Donald Trump too quickly. Corriere Della Sera News.
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* Portugal calls for the complete and total abolishment of the death penalty worldwide. Portugal News Online.  Yes, because as goes Portugal, so goes the world.
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* From the Southwales Evening Post: Man tries to kill wife with bow and arrow. It's not that trying to kill her was wrong, it's that he failed to buy a hunting license. /snark
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* At Alfonso Rachel: "The Regressive Left Protests Everything." Yes, they do, they do indeed. And bitterly and angrily so.
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* One of these things is not like the other. Can you tell which? Police nab pregnant woman with with marijuana in Cheetos Bag. Racine Journal Times.

WWCCD: What Would Chester Cheetos Do?

* This can't be good, from Courthouse News: PayPal accused of diverting Charity donations. 
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* Poll results: Positive reaction to President Donald Trump's speech. RTT News
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* From BBC: Scientists have discovered what they say could be fossils of some of the earliest living organisms on Earth. Below, image of one of the oldest fossils found:

Precedes Carbon Dating process.

* The Connecticut Post: A five cent surcharge on plastic bags has been approved for funding parks.

“The reality is, our state parks are in crisis,” said Sen. Ted Kennedy Jr., D-Branford, co-chairman of the committee.

Will we ever be truly free from "the" Kennedys?
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[updated for proofreading March 6, 2017.]