Showing posts with label farts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label farts. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2022

"Then the farting started."

Nightmare flight from Sydney to Qatar.

Daily Mail: BELINDA CLEARY was thrilled to be sitting in the A380's top section to Doha - until the male passenger next to her turned it into the flight from hell.

Every cough came with a lovely spray of saliva, and I promptly forgot my own hunger as I watched droplets - yes droplets, land on my meal.

Then the farting started.

As the flatulence continued, I felt like he would surely excuse himself and go to the toilet.

The smell filtered through the entire row, the 'sorry' woman from earlier looked like she was going to throw up.

Wave after wave of the toxic-smelling gas leaked out every 15 minutes or so for the 11 hours we were trapped on the plane.

Cleary is employed by the Daily Mail. The skeptic in me wonders why didn't she take any pictures of this? This would be the first airline incident where multiple people weren't taking pics or filming.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Biden rips a Swalwell during livestream.


Joe Biden is being accused of audibly farting during a campaign livestream on Wednesday.

Biden was appearing with Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf and as the candidate was speaking, he shifted in his chair, and a strange noise was heard.
Joe succumbs to the Brown Note. It probably doesn't take much. Not as atomic as Eric Swalwell's toxic expulsion, but it sure sounds...eeehhhyeah...wet and runny.

"Jill...Jill...get the Depends. It happened again."

Monday, November 18, 2019

Eric Swalwell Rips Major Fart on Chris Matthews Show, then denies it. Sounds like a South Park Brown Noise.


Daily Wire - WATCH: Eric Swalwell Denies Farting On Live Television. Here’s The Video Clip.

DEM Swalwell denied the gas explosion.

Sean Davis retweeted Addy Baird:

That's a lot of exclamation marks from Swalwell following his reply of "It was not me." He seems overly defensive.

Swalwell alleges he "def did not hear it." Someone show him the clip. Again and again.

It sounds like he had an epic attack of "South Park" Brown Noise of the Brown Note.

We'll see where the MSM goes with this. If this had been Republicans' Devin Nunes or Matt Gaetz, this clip would be running non-stop with endless ridicule and mockery.