I Hacked The Presidential Election

I did it. I hacked the Presidential Election.

It was me, David Drake.  

I hacked the U.S. Presidential Election.  

It was me.  

"I hacked the election."

"No. I hacked the election."

"No. It was me. I hacked the election."

"No. I did it. I hacked the election."

"No, it was me. I hacked the election." 

"I hacked the election."

"No, damn it. It was ME. I hacked the election!"

"It was me.  I hacked the election."

"NO! I DID IT! I HACKED THE ELECTION!"

"Heh - I hacked the election!"

"I hacked the election....Mmm'kay?"

"It was me.  I hacked the presidential election."

"NO! I'm telling you! It was ME! I hacked the $#DAMN election!"

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow.