Castro Fighting to Remain Dead

Havana, Cuba - Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro is fighting valiantly to remain dead. 

Castro, a ruthless and oppressive dictator who ruled Cuba for decades, died November 25 and is  bravely battling death since then.  

The Cuban government released the statement that, "Fidel is fighting courageously and bravely against death.  He remains 'heroically dead'."      

Fearing for their personal safety and the safety of their families, anonymous sources say they have their doubts that Castro will remain dead.  They say they speculate and question the sincerity and finality of the death of the cigar-chomping Socialist.  

Rumors persist that people have heard Castro say,  "I am dead. I plan to remain dead. I don't know why anyone doubts me."  

Fidel Castro, bravely battling death.