Oh No! Cankles says she doesn't think, "the media is doing its job."

The New (not the Old) Statesmen (oh what a patriarchal sexist heteronormative gender-intolerant name for a Progressive outlet, for shame, for shame): Hillary Clinton says doesn't, "think media is doing its job." 

“I don’t think the media is doing its job to be honest. I think you’ve got a right-wing media machine led by Fox and others, and a very potent right-wing presence on social media, and the so-called mainstream media hasn’t yet caught up to the reality we live in. They are much too reluctant to stand up for the truth in the face of massive lying – to call a lie a lie – to be on record as saying that we are in a struggle between democracy and authoritarianism, and it can’t just be business as usual.”

Attack of the Crab Monsters In Florida!

Attack of The Crab Monsters 

ABC 10 San Diego: Massive crab invasion caught on camera in Florida

A big land crab invasion was caught on camera by a resident in Port St. Lucie this week.

Homeowner Dan Skowronski said his home was covered in crabs after some heavy rain earlier this week, prompting them to evacuate their burrows.

Skowronski's video shows hundreds of crabs in all shapes and sizes crawling on his backyard porch screen.

Not only were they creeping onto his home but scurrying all over his property.

It can always be worse...

BadAss Crab

Via: QT@Anon.

To paraphrase Malone (Sean Connery) in "The Untouchables"

"When a crab brings a knife to the fight, you bring a gun."

Angry Mutant Crabs Destroying Everything in Their Path

From FOX News:

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass[.]
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"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness," [said Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.
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[The damage done by the crabs compares] to that of Edward Scissorhands, as they tried to look for marine organisms to eat.