It's Light Up Time!

My life would be markedly improved if people would deliver cigarettes to me from walking out of the television.

I'm sure most everyone has seen Fred and Barney with their Winstons.

And all the doctors, dentists, nurses, entertainers, ex-president and others who all advocating smoking.

Doctors are never wrong.

The text in the three squares above, surrounding the doctor, say starting at "noon" and going clockwise:

Family doctors, surgeons, nose and throat specialists...doctors in every branch of medicine were asked: "What cigarette do you smoke?"

Three nationally known independent research groups did the asking.

The answers came in by the thousands. Actual statements from doctors themselves. The results? Camels...convincingly.


So...how's your T-Zone?

Toasted for your throat protection. See, it turns out the tobacco industry was looking after our health all along.

 

Doctors are never wrong.

Perry Como smokes? I need no other reason to start.

 

Science is never wrong.

Not ONE SINGLE CASE of throat irritation!

Here's a composite of three separate ads. Babies used to sell Marlboros? Heh - I can only hear the anti-smoking banshees cringing in agony over using a baby to peddle cigarettes. And Fatima cigarettes? Never heard of them.

"Mom, calm down and have a cigarette. I'll have one, too."

 

Science is never wrong.

Dentists are never wrong.

This ad is so low key, and the music so trance-inducing, I swear it was a hypnotic ad that, once seen, caused you to rush out and buy Lucky Strikes:

You must feel like starting smoking right now, even if you've never smoked. No? Will these dancing cigarette packages change your mind?

Now...you want to talk about niche marketing? I'd never heard of this brand.

NOT a REAL Country:

Scientists and EDUCATORS seem to agree that Kent is the brand to smoke:

The Micronite Filter - Heh...It was probably asbestos.

Even Granny and Jed lit up:

You cannot enjoy water-skiing without a cigarette. Ever:

It's Light Up Time...it's...Toasted...