Big Mike's butt.

Daily Mail: Michelle Obama enjoys a snorkeling session with a shirtless Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson in Italy - before climbing aboard Steven Spielberg's $250 MILLION superyacht. 

See...I saved you from having to buy Ipecac syrup. You're welcome!

Mrs. Blinken's Dinken?

White House Executive Secretary, Evan Ryan, wife of Antony Blinken, Biden's Sec of State: 

Hmmm. Something appears pointy. ["Oh, Drake - dude, no. It's the way the fabric in her dress folded at the precise moment the photo was taken."  Yeah - sure, that's what it is. - DD].  

And check out her Man Thumb on the purse.

Not shopped. Image reproduced from a Brietbart Story: Republicans hone in on Blinken and wife's contacts with Hunter Biden and Burisma.

The Champ is still Big Mike.

Four quick before-bedtime memes.

Barack records Big Mike's Morning Twerk.

Confidential sources say Barack recorded Big Mike Twerking, putting it on his IG. Word is, it was quickly taken down, can't be found anywhere. 

I did some searching...this might be it.

The accuracy of this is speculative, at best.

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Biden hires both Anita Dunn, former "advisor" to alleged rapist Harvey Weinstein and former Sanders staffer Symone Sanders.

Daily Mail: Biden campaign hires Weinstein advisor and former Bernie Sanders staffer:

Joe Biden's top-tier 2020 campaign staff will include...
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Anita Dunn, a former Obama White House communications director [and who] briefly counseled [Harvey] Weinstein on damage control as the first bombshell rape accusations against him[.]
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Symone Sanders, a former Bernie Sanders spokeswoman...(age) 29, will be a Biden campaign senior adviser. [S]he famously told a national TV audience after Donald Trump won the presidency in 2016 that 'we don’t need white people leading the Democratic Party right now.'
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Symone Sanders made headlines last year when police detained her after she objected to a random TSA screening at new York's LaGuardia Airport.
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Despite hopping on Team Biden, Ms. Sanders previously donated to Pete Buttigeig's campaign. According to Federal Election Commission filings, she contributed $250 to support the South Bend, Indiana mayor in March.

We can only guess that the Biden camp is already infected with saboteurs. Well, that will keep Creepy Joe from sniffin' hair and getting all handsy with children. At least for a while.

In other news, an alleged photo has surfaced of Biden presiding over a twerking contest during the 2019 Spring Break at South Padre Island. DEM presidential candidate South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg also appears in the alleged photo: