October 4 EAS Test or Zombie Apocalypse?

I won't be online or powering my cell phone.

MassLive: FEMA’s Oct. 4 emergency alert test spurs conspiracy theories.

SK POP: "5G activated Zombie apocalypse": October 4th frequency conspiracy theory erupts amid FEMA blackout fears.

Engadget: Your phone will blare a national emergency alert test on October 4 at 2:20PM ET.

[...] in the (extremely unlikely) [sic] event of an actual emergency on Wednesday, the test will take place a week later on the backup date of October 11. 

What? If there's an actual emergency this Wednesday, a "test run" is set for the 11th? 🤣

"Conspiracy Theories." Because the government would never deceive us.

What are you doing on October 4th? This site will be closed that day FYI. Unless the 4th does usher in Armageddon, then I might hop online and join in the festivities.