So nuanced no one will notice. Maybe Dexter can find Garcia a home in Israel?
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Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Friday, June 14, 2024
We have a Trifecta Death!
KOBI 5 (NBC): Former Oregon governor Neil Goldschmidt dies at 83.
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[...] during Goldschmidt’s first term as Portland mayor in the 1970s, he statutorily raped a 14-year-old girl — beginning a period of abuse that lasted for years.
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The woman who survived that abuse died at the age of 49 in 2011 after a protracted illness, the Associated Press reported. According to longtime Portland journalist Margie Boule, the woman believed Goldschmidt’s abuse contributed to her struggles with addiction and mental health issues.
"In the 1970s...abuse lasted for years." So Goldschmidt would've been in his mid to late 40's or into his early 50's...with a 14-year old girl! What a pig and predator.
He served as U.S Transportation Secretary in 1979 during the Carter administration. Good hire, Jimmy!
The Gazette: Neil Goldschmidt dead; Former Democratic Oregon governor tarnished by child sex scandal dies.
His career and reputation is, "tarnished"? He repeatedly raped a 14-year old girl that lasted for years and he's, "tarnished"? These headline writers. "Former Democrat Pedophile/Rapist Dies" is what should be printed.
If you're a Pedo, and have the Magic D following your name, it's never rape, always a "scandal." "Child sex scandal." Uh - they mean he was a pedo. The parsing of language when a democrat like this dies, compared to anyone else, is incredible. If you haven't noticed this, start now.
Wiki: Neil Goldschmidt - early life.
Democrat ✅
Jewish ✅
Pedo ✅
This Trifecta is probably more common than we ever know. It's rarely reported.
A guy doing this to a girl in our family when she was 14-years old? Hypothetically speaking; he would NOT reach age 83. Heart failure, maybe, hypothetical causation being chunks of lead.
Sunday, May 21, 2023
Boys know what to do with tampon dispensers in their bathrooms.
Not The Bee: This high school put tampon dispensers in the boys' bathrooms. You'll be so proud of how the boys responded.
Boys don't menstruate, so it's silly and ridiculous to put tampons and other female products in their bathrooms. Transgender activists have been pushing for this for years, though, because it helps spread the gender ideology cult, particularly among young people.
But the boys at Lakeridge High School in Lake Oswego, Oregon, want you to know that they are not going to put up with it:
Boys in the boys restroom at Lakeridge High School in Lake Oswego, OR are showing the school how they feel about having feminine hygiene dispensers in their space. Honestly, what did the @ORHouseDems and the school expect? This is a complete joke and a waste of education funds,…
The school, meanwhile, has been reduced to pathetically whining about the whole thing:
In the last weeks, we have been combating vandalism in the boy's bathrooms. Students have been taking the tampon dispensers down and placing them inside the toilets. We would like your help in stopping this form of vandalism.
Awwwwwww. Poor school administration snowflakes.
Give these fine young men a round of applause!
Monday, March 28, 2022
Four killed after car crashes into homeless encampment in Salem, Oregon.
The Guardian: Four killed after car crashes into homeless encampment in Salem, Oregon.
A driver crashed a car into a homeless encampment in Salem, Oregon, early on Sunday morning, killing four people and injuring three including the driver, authorities said.
Police arrested Enrique Rodriguez Jr, 24, on Sunday evening. He was charged with four counts of first-degree manslaughter, second- and third-degree assault and six counts of reckless endangerment.
In a statement, authorities said Salem police believe “alcohol may have been a contributing factor”. It was not immediately clear if Rodriguez had an attorney.
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Mike Wade came to the camp after hearing a close friend had died. He helped others in the camp salvage their belongings and prayed for the victims.
“It gets me weaker every day hearing about us die one by one,” Wade said. “My friends are dead and I don’t know what to say.”
This story is sad. The circumstances avoidable. But...Liberals...
Story Archived
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
AntiFa Bitch takes a nice fist to the face.
ADDED: a slightly extended version.
Thursday, January 10, 2019
World News
Tina Phan, 18, plead guilty on Thursday at Burwood Local Court to internally secreting hundreds of pills to sneak into the Knockout Games of Destiny Festival in Homebush in December.- - -
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Phan was attending the all-night dance party when a friend of a friend offered her money to internally secrete the hundreds of MDMA pills into the festival[.]
ABC Net: Saudi teen girl hoping for asylum in Australia.
The United Nations refugee agency has referred Rahaf Alqunun's case to Australia for consideration.- - -
But it comes as Thai immigration officials have spoken on behalf of the 18-year-old's father who says he wants his daughter back.
World News: Debris found of French Air Force fighter jet.
...local residents reported hearing a large explosion and reported that some debris, including a map and a parachute, have been found on a tree. The report is yet to be confirmed by French officials.- - -
News NY 1: Video of police officers beating man with batons in Manhattan.
"What the video doesn't show is that these perps — one of whom has been previously arrested for assaulting a police officer — threw a haymaker at the cops once they got above ground, necessitating the use of force to bring them into custody," said Pat Lynch, the president of the union, the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association.- - -
NY Daily News: Almost 100,000 people watched Stormy Daniels fold laundry during Trump speech.
Stormy Daniels folded clothes on Instagram Live Tuesday night while President Trump went on live television[.]Well, from now on when I hear "Another Brick in The Wall" my visual imagery will be different from what it was.
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Daniels, who [streamed] the skit in her underwear, played Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall" while doing her chores. She said she attracted 100,000 viewers.
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Canoe: Death threats to Canadian cop who ran over deer.
A Lethbridge police officer who allegedly used a truck to euthanize a deer has received death threats[.]I can't imagine anyone driving over an injured animal in order to euthanize it. I'll keep an eye out for future news on this story. The compassionate thing to do, as terrible as some may find this, is shooting the injured animal in its head.
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“The police officer responded and killed the deer in an incident that was partially recorded by a bystander on cellphone video,” the news release states.
The video shows a police truck repeatedly running over a wounded deer on a city street.
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Courthouse News Service: Appeals Court tosses climate change suit.
Oregon has no duty to protect natural resources as part of a public trust, according to a state appeals court Wednesday, tossing claims that the state hasn’t done enough to stop climate change.GOOD! Hope to see a lot more rulings like it.
Two teenage girls sued the state in 2011, in one of the first of flush of suits using a novel legal approach to challenge government inaction over climate change[.]
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Red Orbit (...AHEM...): What to do, ladies, when you have an ingrown hair... (you know. There).
Ingrown pubic hair is among the most common problems a woman can experience. Usually, it is completely harmless, though it can be painful and hard to get rid of in some cases.Okay, then.





