We have pencils and paper for the CPU-challenged.

Maybe if they rotated their computer screen by 90 degrees?

There are other options:

Instructions: use pointy, sharpened end to write on paper (the white stuff with the lines). The red thingy at the other end is an eraser used for...oh, forget it, it's already causing severe TechTardedness. Carry on, CPU-challenged person. Godspeed.