Spider causes traffic delays.

Valley News: Spider causes traffic jam.

A spider is causing traffic issues on a Minnesota Highway.

The Minnesota Department of Transportation posted on Twitter, a driver with a fear of spiders saw one when she was driving and pulled over to the shoulder in the northbound lane of Highway 280, prior to Highway 36 northeast of Minneapolis.

They say, a responder is on the scene helping with the situation.

FOX News 4: Arachnophobic driver causes traffic jam.

...a driver with a fear of spiders saw one in her car while driving on northbound 280 near Highway 36, forcing her to pull over to the shoulder.
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A first responder was on the scene assisting—perhaps helping remove the spider from the car.

My brain is done for the day; couldn't think of any spider jokes. Ah, what would we do without the web? A slew of Spider Jokes:

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a spider sitting next to him.
"Are you a spider?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The spider replied, "Well, I liked the book."

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