AP (via Frederick News-Post): Watch out, Iowa! Run! Run for your lives! Here comes hair-sniffin', Groping Creepy Uncle Joe and his No Malarkey Express! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
It's mandatory reading of Biden's #NoMalarkey Twitter thread. The humor content cannot be over-stated. Note the memes on Joe the Finger-Nibbler. No, Joe, you have to wait until it's deep-fried.
Ongoing events in Iowa during Biden's No Malarkey Express include sock-hops, hula-hoop contests and the always popular nail-biting trundling competitions.
AP (Frederick News-Post) Archived
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