Sloped roof "too dangerous for SS agents," says director Kimberly Cheatle.

The Telegraph: Sloping roof used by assassin ‘too dangerous’ for Secret Service agents.

Kimberly Cheatle, the Secret Service director, said the “sloped roof” where Thomas Matthew Crooks was positioned on Saturday could have posed a risk to agents.

“That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof,” she told ABC News on Tuesday.

“And so, you know, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Secure the exterior of the building by doing it from the inside? WUT?

Cheatle's explanation makes zero sense. She expects us to believe her. She thinks we're stupid.

Secret Service Agents are trained for combat, gunfire, physical attacks, motorcades, bad actor snipers but ... not sloped roofs. 🤣

Home builders, roofers, rain gutter cleaners, home repair, insurance adjusters, homeowners, painters, etc all are on sloped roofs every day. Time to hire them instead of a DEI SS Director and agents. 

Elon: "So before being put in charge of protecting the PRESIDENT, she was guarding bags of Cheetos ..."

The Independent (25 August 2022): Kim Cheatle Biden taps PepsiCo executive to head Secret Service.

She is currently working as as a security executive at PepsiCo.

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